Fuck You York

nefferlemort scathingly submits: Fuck you Andy Warhol statue!...

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:01:06 -0400

nefferlemort scathingly submits:

Fuck you Andy Warhol statue! You’re a gigantic, ugly, eye sore at the tip of Union Square. Why the hell anyone would want to immortalize one of the laziest, least talented, and most hipsterish artist is beyond me. But in an act truly more fitting of Williamsburg, they had to make a statue that was so obnoxious that no one could escape it. The cherry on the top is that this statue is practically the gravestone of the artistic community of New York, forever immortalizing the raise of hipster culture… with something that looks like it should be dangling off of Flava Flav’s necklace. Fuck you Andy Warhol and your ugly, bright metallic, god awful poor excuse for a statue!

I’m not sure about that part about how he lead the way for hipsters in Williamsburg, but I 100% agree that this statute is one of the biggest pieces of junk in the history of the world. It’s either made out of tin or leftover aluminum foil that your office secretary Marge had left over after reheating her leftovers from the weekend. He looks like he has downs. It’s the worst.

TURN THAT THING OFF— People live here!

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 22:42:19 -0400

TURN THAT THING OFF— People live here!

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Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:31:55 -0400

Hey, we’re #57 in the Observer’s list of 100...

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:20:59 -0500

Hey, we’re #57 in the Observer’s list of 100 funniest Tumblrs.

Submitted by Drew: Hey I can’t flip off the place...

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 10:44:00 -0400

Submitted by Drew:

Hey I can’t flip off the place ‘cause I don’t live there anymore but I made these stickers to express my deep ambivalence. I give ‘em away for free to all Fuck You Yorkers out there (and we are legion!). Check it: http://sorrynewyork.com

<3

drew

I don’t condone not being in love with New York, but hey, free stickers!

Submitted by Michael: Fuck You for spitting your gum out...

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 14:39:36 -0400

Submitted by Michael:

Fuck You for spitting your gum out EVRYWHERE!

Nasty fuckers.

I agree. Side note: imagine how nasty that dirty black gum would taste in your mouth if you chewed it.

Yes. rushml: (via anyajackson, -squidward)

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:07:44 -0400

Yes.

rushml:

(via anyajackson, -squidward)

Fuck You Vegans Only a vegan virgin that reads too much would...

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Fuck You Vegans

Only a vegan virgin that reads too much would use the word “consuming” rather than “eating.”

Fuck You Superdoc Being a doctor is a incredibly noble...

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 13:35:13 -0400

Fuck You Superdoc

Being a doctor is a incredibly noble profession. However, look at this Jaguar I saw on the Upper East Side with the most asshole license plate ever. I can only imagine this guy is a plastic surgeon or Dr Zizmor.

Fuck You Bowery Subway Station Out of all the scummy,...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:19:55 -0400

Fuck You Bowery Subway Station

Out of all the scummy, disgusting subway stations in the city, this one is the most repulsive to me. I don’t know what it is about it, maybe the fact that the walls are covered by a 3 inch layer of shit. Maybe it’s the heroin junkies that live on Bowery? Plus that single person escalator (which is broken about 99% of the time) is barely enough for a big booty ho to squeeze up.

Any city with pride has clean, respectable subways, that are fairly priced and come on time. You can eat off the floor of a Hong Kong subway platform. Paris has gardens and shit growing in theirs. Our entire system is in total disrepair, in constant debt, and delayed for life. The richest city in the world can’t keep the tiles of their subway stations from turning yellow and falling off the wall.

Submitted by JenNYork: Fuck you, big bank being built in my...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:00:00 -0400

Submitted by JenNYork:

Fuck you, big bank being built in my small hip neighboorhood. This plot of land could house at least 2 restaurants that are over priced with mediocre food or 3 shit hole bars that kids can do lines off the dirty toilets. But NOOOOO. You gotta go and get built into a mega monster of a building that I’m sure is going to be all windows + super shiny and bright and clean. I bet you won’t even have a Coinstar machine. Asshole.

Hey look at it like this: Williamsburg needs more banks so kids can pick up the wired money from their parent’s to make rent and/or by a new guitar. It’s these kids that give the neighborhood “character.”

Submitted by Alex: To my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me on...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Submitted by Alex:

To my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me on the phone and moved out five months ago, then asked for a second chance, then broke up by text today.

Tough break man, though I assume she broke up with you because you don’t know how to put a middle finger in the frame when posting to Fuck You York. It’s all about listening to her needs and my needs. Forget her, there are plenty of sweaty fish in the New York summer sea.

Go to PS1 or the Woods in Williamsburg and tell a girl you have a job…she’ll sleep with you in a second.

Submitted by Salem: Fuck you Upper West Side I don’t...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:00:00 -0400

Submitted by Salem:

Fuck you Upper West Side

I don’t like being prejudice against certain neighborhoods, but I’d probably agree with that sentiment. What exactly is in the Upper West Side besides the Natural History Museum with the gross dusty taxidermy?

Submitted by “Foreign Dude”: Fuck you,...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:36:47 -0400

Submitted by “Foreign Dude”:

Fuck you, MetroCard.

For going up to $100, not being unlimited anymore, and raping us blind.

I’m with you foreign dude…fuck that. I also enjoy how unlimited metrocards are going to be capped at 90 trips, which is a very normal 3 rides per day. Taking the subway 3 times a day isn’t abusing it, it’s living in fucking New York.

Fuck you Cabbies If you’re curious who in their right...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Fuck you Cabbies

If you’re curious who in their right mind is supporting BP still, it’s the NYC taxicabs. True, there aren’t many choices in the city as far as gas goes, but christ all mighty! I know these guys listen to NPR all day and know what the hell is going on. STOP IT!

No.

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:00:00 -0400

No.

I’m loving these fuck you walk signs that are popping up...

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:00:00 -0400

I’m loving these fuck you walk signs that are popping up through the city. (Sent in by Cookietm

When you open this thing up to submissions, you never know what...

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:00:00 -0400

When you open this thing up to submissions, you never know what you’re going to get. But…Uhhhh, what the fuck?

FUCK YOU RACIST LADY AT SUNGLASS HUT. LOOK AT ME AND MY ASIAN NOSE WEARING A GREAT PAIR OF GLASSES!!!

(Submitted by ANYA)

Fuck you Dog Shit Here’s a sign I can get behind. ...

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Fuck you Dog Shit

Here’s a sign I can get behind. Yesterday my dog was sleeping on my lap and she fucking SHIT IN HER SLEEP. ON MY LAP. She didn’t even wake up or move or anything! I just felt a plop along my leg and then saw a pile on the floor beneath my desk. You are right Mr. Sign…fuck dog waste.

Oh, and if you have a dog and you don’t pick up their shit on the sidewalk, you are a total low life and need to die of shit poisoning. There is a dog shelter on my street and they dump everywhere. My block looks like the bathroom scene from Trainspotting.

Fuck you Taxi TVs Every time I hop into a cab it’s like a...

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Fuck you Taxi TVs

Every time I hop into a cab it’s like a game to see how fast I can make this thing shut the fuck up before hearing the DUN DUNT DUNT DUNT DUNTTTTT DUNADADAAAAA music. Can you imagine what it’s like to be a cab driver and hear that all day long? Makes me crazy to even think about.