Fuck you Dog Shit
Here’s a sign I can get behind. Yesterday my dog was sleeping on my lap and she fucking SHIT IN HER SLEEP. ON MY LAP. She didn’t even wake up or move or anything! I just felt a plop along my leg and then saw a pile on the floor beneath my desk. You are right Mr. Sign…fuck dog waste.
Oh, and if you have a dog and you don’t pick up their shit on the sidewalk, you are a total low life and need to die of shit poisoning. There is a dog shelter on my street and they dump everywhere. My block looks like the bathroom scene from Trainspotting.
