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  • Fuck you Token Sucking Seriously this would only happen in New York. The place is filled with scumbags. It was once a common scam to circumvent the payment of fares by jamming the token slot in an entrance gate with paper. A passenger would insert a token into the turnstile, be frustrated when it did not open the gate, and have to spend another token to enter at another gate. A token thief would then suck the token from the jammed slot with their mouth. This could be repeated many times as long as no police officers spotted the activity. Often token booth attendants would coat the token slots with soap to discourage “token sucking”. (Wikipedia)

    Fuck you Token Sucking

    Seriously this would only happen in New York. The place is filled with scumbags.

    It was once a common scam to circumvent the payment of fares by jamming the token slot in an entrance gate with paper. A passenger would insert a token into the turnstile, be frustrated when it did not open the gate, and have to spend another token to enter at another gate. A token thief would then suck the token from the jammed slot with their mouth. This could be repeated many times as long as no police officers spotted the activity. Often token booth attendants would coat the token slots with soap to discourage “token sucking”. (Wikipedia)
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  • Fuck you bankers (Submitted by datgif)

    Fuck you bankers

    (Submitted by datgif)

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  • Fuck You Radiator You’ve broken, and keep my room at a toasty 97 degrees, even in the summer! Not to mention, you squirt out boiling water when i try to hit you, and burn my hand. Not to mention waking up with burns on my legs from accidentally hitting you! FUCK YOU! (Submitted by Emily)
    Fuck You Radiator

    You’ve broken, and keep my room at a toasty 97 degrees, even in the summer! Not to mention, you squirt out boiling water when i try to hit you, and burn my hand. Not to mention waking up with burns on my legs from accidentally hitting you! FUCK YOU!

    (Submitted by Emily)
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  • Fuck you this website Do you know how much of an ass I feel flipping stuff off in public? Do you know how dangerous that is? LOOK AT THAT GUY! I didn’t even notice it at the time, thank fucking god.

    Fuck you this website

    Do you know how much of an ass I feel flipping stuff off in public? Do you know how dangerous that is? LOOK AT THAT GUY! I didn’t even notice it at the time, thank fucking god.

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  • Fuck You York is now taking submissions

    We’ve gotten tons of email from people who want to send in their own Fuck You Yorks. Now you can! Send in your best shots of you flipping off your landlord or your asshole deli guy and we’ll post them up.

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  • Fuck you Crocs Store The fuck you motherload! This palace of hate just opened across from the god damn Chanel store in Soho. Two floors of middle American trash just sitting there, laughing at me, spitting in my face when I walk by. This is not decent folks, this would never had happened before 9/11.

    Fuck you Crocs Store

    The fuck you motherload! This palace of hate just opened across from the god damn Chanel store in Soho. Two floors of middle American trash just sitting there, laughing at me, spitting in my face when I walk by. This is not decent folks, this would never had happened before 9/11.

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  • Fuck you Subway My god this place drives me nuts. There are about 7.2 billion deli’s in New York city, yet people still eat this processed crap that probably came from a cow’s nuts. Seriously, get an anonymous sandwich made at the gross mexican deli on the corner of your block and you’ll be eating much better than this hell hole. You’re in New York, the home of everything that is delicious in this world. You have no excuse to eat here. It’s not fresh and Jared is a eunuch.

    Fuck you Subway

    My god this place drives me nuts. There are about 7.2 billion deli’s in New York city, yet people still eat this processed crap that probably came from a cow’s nuts. Seriously, get an anonymous sandwich made at the gross mexican deli on the corner of your block and you’ll be eating much better than this hell hole. You’re in New York, the home of everything that is delicious in this world. You have no excuse to eat here. It’s not fresh and Jared is a eunuch.

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  • Funk* you girlfriend You date a guy you KNOW brings a camera with him EVERYWHERE and still you’re surprised every time he takes a picture of you? I have like 4000000gb of pictures on my computer of you putting your hand in my lens or you with your head turned away. That’s like dating a veterinarian and wondering why he comes home smelling like cat piss every day. * NEVER say “fuck you” to your girlfriend. Do you want your balls ripped off??

    Funk* you girlfriend

    You date a guy you KNOW brings a camera with him EVERYWHERE and still you’re surprised every time he takes a picture of you? I have like 4000000gb of pictures on my computer of you putting your hand in my lens or you with your head turned away. That’s like dating a veterinarian and wondering why he comes home smelling like cat piss every day.

    * NEVER say “fuck you” to your girlfriend. Do you want your balls ripped off??

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  • From a reader: Fuck you for coming up with this website before we did. Is that a middle finger? A thumb? What?

    From a reader:

    Fuck you for coming up with this website before we did.
    Is that a middle finger? A thumb? What?
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  • Fuck You JFK Taxi Stand I love getting off an exhausting 10 hour flight, standing in immigration for 20 minutes, waiting 30 minutes for my bags to come down that stupid baggage claim, and then deal with this. First thing you need to plow through is the 30 dudes who accost you trying to get you to pay $100 for a gypsy cab to your posh Hilton hotel in Times Square. Once they realize you’re not from nebraska you get the privilege of waiting 30 more minutes with the rest of the assholes on your plane to sit in a stinky curry cab and pay $40 to go home.

    Fuck You JFK Taxi Stand

    I love getting off an exhausting 10 hour flight, standing in immigration for 20 minutes, waiting 30 minutes for my bags to come down that stupid baggage claim, and then deal with this. First thing you need to plow through is the 30 dudes who accost you trying to get you to pay $100 for a gypsy cab to your posh Hilton hotel in Times Square. Once they realize you’re not from nebraska you get the privilege of waiting 30 more minutes with the rest of the assholes on your plane to sit in a stinky curry cab and pay $40 to go home.

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