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  • Submitted by JenNYork: Fuck you, big bank being built in my small hip neighboorhood. This plot of land could house at least 2 restaurants that are over priced with mediocre food or 3 shit hole bars that kids can do lines off the dirty toilets. But NOOOOO. You gotta go and get built into a mega monster of a building that I’m sure is going to be all windows + super shiny and bright and clean. I bet you won’t even have a Coinstar machine. Asshole. Hey look at it like this: Williamsburg needs more banks so kids can pick up the wired money from their parent’s to make rent and/or by a new guitar. It’s these kids that give the neighborhood “character.”
    Submitted by JenNYork:

    Fuck you, big bank being built in my small hip neighboorhood. This plot of land could house at least 2 restaurants that are over priced with mediocre food or 3 shit hole bars that kids can do lines off the dirty toilets. But NOOOOO. You gotta go and get built into a mega monster of a building that I’m sure is going to be all windows + super shiny and bright and clean. I bet you won’t even have a Coinstar machine. Asshole.

    Hey look at it like this: Williamsburg needs more banks so kids can pick up the wired money from their parent’s to make rent and/or by a new guitar. It’s these kids that give the neighborhood “character.”

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  • Submitted by Alex: To my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me on the phone and moved out five months ago, then asked for a second chance, then broke up by text today. Tough break man, though I assume she broke up with you because you don’t know how to put a middle finger in the frame when posting to Fuck You York. It’s all about listening to her needs and my needs. Forget her, there are plenty of sweaty fish in the New York summer sea. Go to PS1 or the Woods in Williamsburg and tell a girl you have a job…she’ll sleep with you in a second.
    Submitted by Alex:

    To my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me on the phone and moved out five months ago, then asked for a second chance, then broke up by text today.

    Tough break man, though I assume she broke up with you because you don’t know how to put a middle finger in the frame when posting to Fuck You York. It’s all about listening to her needs and my needs. Forget her, there are plenty of sweaty fish in the New York summer sea.

    Go to PS1 or the Woods in Williamsburg and tell a girl you have a job…she’ll sleep with you in a second.

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  • Submitted by Salem: Fuck you Upper West Side I don’t like being prejudice against certain neighborhoods, but I’d probably agree with that sentiment. What exactly is in the Upper West Side besides the Natural History Museum with the gross dusty taxidermy?
    Submitted by Salem:

    Fuck you Upper West Side

    I don’t like being prejudice against certain neighborhoods, but I’d probably agree with that sentiment. What exactly is in the Upper West Side besides the Natural History Museum with the gross dusty taxidermy?

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  • Submitted by “Foreign Dude”: Fuck you, MetroCard. For going up to $100, not being unlimited anymore, and raping us blind. I’m with you foreign dude…fuck that. I also enjoy how unlimited metrocards are going to be capped at 90 trips, which is a very normal 3 rides per day. Taking the subway 3 times a day isn’t abusing it, it’s living in fucking New York.
    Submitted by “Foreign Dude”:

    Fuck you, MetroCard.

    For going up to $100, not being unlimited anymore, and raping us blind.

    I’m with you foreign dude…fuck that. I also enjoy how unlimited metrocards are going to be capped at 90 trips, which is a very normal 3 rides per day. Taking the subway 3 times a day isn’t abusing it, it’s living in fucking New York.
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  • Fuck you Cabbies If you’re curious who in their right mind is supporting BP still, it’s the NYC taxicabs. True, there aren’t many choices in the city as far as gas goes, but christ all mighty! I know these guys listen to NPR all day and know what the hell is going on. STOP IT!

    Fuck you Cabbies

    If you’re curious who in their right mind is supporting BP still, it’s the NYC taxicabs. True, there aren’t many choices in the city as far as gas goes, but christ all mighty! I know these guys listen to NPR all day and know what the hell is going on. STOP IT!

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  • I’m loving these fuck you walk signs that are popping up through the city. (Sent in by Cookietm

    I’m loving these fuck you walk signs that are popping up through the city. (Sent in by Cookietm

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  • When you open this thing up to submissions, you never know what you’re going to get. But…Uhhhh, what the fuck? FUCK YOU RACIST LADY AT SUNGLASS HUT. LOOK AT ME AND MY ASIAN NOSE WEARING A GREAT PAIR OF GLASSES!!! (Submitted by ANYA)

    When you open this thing up to submissions, you never know what you’re going to get. But…Uhhhh, what the fuck?

    FUCK YOU RACIST LADY AT SUNGLASS HUT. LOOK AT ME AND MY ASIAN NOSE WEARING A GREAT PAIR OF GLASSES!!!

    (Submitted by ANYA)
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  • Fuck you Dog Shit Here’s a sign I can get behind. Yesterday my dog was sleeping on my lap and she fucking SHIT IN HER SLEEP. ON MY LAP. She didn’t even wake up or move or anything! I just felt a plop along my leg and then saw a pile on the floor beneath my desk. You are right Mr. Sign…fuck dog waste. Oh, and if you have a dog and you don’t pick up their shit on the sidewalk, you are a total low life and need to die of shit poisoning. There is a dog shelter on my street and they dump everywhere. My block looks like the bathroom scene from Trainspotting.

    Fuck you Dog Shit

    Here’s a sign I can get behind. Yesterday my dog was sleeping on my lap and she fucking SHIT IN HER SLEEP. ON MY LAP. She didn’t even wake up or move or anything! I just felt a plop along my leg and then saw a pile on the floor beneath my desk. You are right Mr. Sign…fuck dog waste.

    Oh, and if you have a dog and you don’t pick up their shit on the sidewalk, you are a total low life and need to die of shit poisoning. There is a dog shelter on my street and they dump everywhere. My block looks like the bathroom scene from Trainspotting.

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  • Fuck you Taxi TVs Every time I hop into a cab it’s like a game to see how fast I can make this thing shut the fuck up before hearing the DUN DUNT DUNT DUNT DUNTTTTT DUNADADAAAAA music. Can you imagine what it’s like to be a cab driver and hear that all day long? Makes me crazy to even think about.

    Fuck you Taxi TVs

    Every time I hop into a cab it’s like a game to see how fast I can make this thing shut the fuck up before hearing the DUN DUNT DUNT DUNT DUNTTTTT DUNADADAAAAA music. Can you imagine what it’s like to be a cab driver and hear that all day long? Makes me crazy to even think about.

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